I can't believe Bainbridge is selling the zoo. And I need you more than ever! Kodiak Jack: [talking to Howard about Vince] We don't often get a cute little nubile princess like that out in the wilderness. Naboo is livid and gets drunk, leaving it up to Howard and Vince to find the demon, Vince: Yeah, I might have a go at her nude. I know Wing-Chung. They loved it in Charlie's big tight warm belly pouch, and they refused to come out. Others call me Trenu, the boiler Rudy: Some call me Marjorie Keek. And I, Howard Moon, shall be that man. Miso! Imagine that fish finger, when you can see it is as big as a garage, oh! That's even worse! He sounds like a dick. That's it. Anyway, I got a question for ya. The Mighty Boosh (2004-) is a surreal cult comedy which started as a stage show and then as a radio programme. Vince Noir: I'm going to be in Autumn Magnets! No drive too fast for there are speed camera on A49 but Chiko crazy. You, me and Carlos Santana; hoovering for six weeks! Sponsored . Do you think with magic potion they will get record deal? Hook goes right through 'im. He'd killed 50 Inuits, no one needs that. With power, a polo, an evil magnet, we're sucking out ya soul! 25 of the greatest Absolutely Fabulous quotes, darling But I'm gonna protect you boy. I'm the moon. Spider Dijon: This is all like Woodstock all over again. Vince Noir: You better start getting the magic potions out, Mowgli, or we're gonna hurt you. Turn around. Why didn't ya tell me? Rudy: My name is Rudy. Tony Harrison: Come on! North Pole Native: Ah here comes the food now, sandwiches my favourite. Crouton! Course he will. [Howard switches it off]. Howard Moon: Don't kill me. I think he was saying that, although it was a long time ago, and in hindsight, he could've just been shitting himself! The Mighty Boosh is a British comedy troupe featuring comedians Julian Barratt and Noel Fielding. Switch to the light mode that's kinder on your eyes at day time. But you are pure of heart. Vince Noir: What if someone's photographing animals, yeah, and I'm in the back of the shot? I am Gespatio. And then three-quarters, eh, no one gives a sh*t about him. [smiles]. Only way to hook him is to use a child's toe. Howard Moon: I don't know what the rumours were. The most powerful hairspray known to man. What do you want to lay down? With the opening couple of shows of series two however it's clear that they have found a distinct style that not only capture's the brilliance of the first season, but allows the progression and creativity that the show thrives on at the same time. The New Sound. Weve got to pool our resources. Vince: You're in for a Hubba-Bubba nightmare. Destination: Alaska. Chokus-Pocus! Vince Noir, Howard Moon: All that's left is the gleam! Fashion may come and go. It is the third Boosh episode to feature both members of Robots in Disguise. Developed from three stage shows and a six-episode radio series, it has since spanned a total of 20 television episodes for BBC Three which aired from 2004 to 2007, and two live tours of the UK, as well as two live shows in the United States. Tony Harrison: This is an outrage! Saboo: The same beef every right thinking man has, they are bullshit munchers! The Hitcher: Aagh! That's not published, is it? YOU WON'T SEE PENNY ONE FROM ME, YOU SLAG!". It's so cutting edge it goes out of date every three hours. Of course, it is all MP3 now. One for height. Howard Moon: Get me an ape suit, for bananas and a hot towel. This, my friend, is Jazz Funk. "FIVE HUNDRED EUROS!? Tony Harrison: How dare you. In his words, he 'slots in the back like a peanut'. Jump to: navigation, search. Vince Noir: Yeah, yeah so you chopped his head off right? Tony Harrison: Ohhhh! Spider Dijon: Your wife told me everything. Old Gregg is a British television comedy character created and performed by writer and comedian Noel Fielding. mighty boosh 1. Fossil: Well I got a problem with the black and white people at the zoo. GMAT coaching in Chandigarh/Punjab Read More. In "Nanageddon", Vince Noir (sorry, Obsidian Blackbird McNight) has gone goth, and Howard follows him once he hears that Vince is having two sexy goth girls over. Dennis: Would you be quiet, please. It began on television as a show about two slightly hapless zookeepers under the supervision of Bob Fossil. Howard Moon: Give him some Chekov. Anthrax and Ebola - The Gothic girls (played by. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Recap/TheMightyBooshNanageddon. More like this Julian Barratt The Mighty Boosh Noel Fielding Candy Floss Ftm Manifesto Fellas Nonsense Fruit Salad C Candice from Cali Mighty Mighty Dave Brown British Comedy It burns. If you're against the papoose system, I've got a wheel that clicks into my chin like a skate Saboo: What are you, a kit? Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. You know, never take the tundra lightly. 27min. Howard Moon: Kodiak! The Mighty Boosh/Nanageddon. I use voodoo if I chose to, to harness the forces of evil to abuse you! Vince Noir: Yeah. Howard Moon: How's it going with you anyway in the pop band? Kirk is a member of the Board of Shaman convened to discipline Naboo for losing the Book of Black Magic. What's wrong with you? The Mighty Boosh is a classic comedy which reflects the broadcast standards, language and attitudes of its time. Members of the Board of Shaman seated at the table are (from left to right) Noel Fielding's mother (Green faced witch), Noel Fielding's Nephew (Kirk), Julian Barratt (Head of the Board of Shaman), Richard Ayoade (Saboo), Noel Fielding (Tony Harrison), Julian Barratt's father (Old warlock). Lead Shaman: Kirk is not to be trusted in these matters. Think of Johnny Thunders. It doesn't work. Howard: Having fun are you? Miso! Kirk is a violent and sexually deranged being from the fourth dimension. 25 of Spike Milligans greatest gags The Mighty Boosh Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. 30 of the best-ever jokes about Scotland from Scotland. I behaved like a tit. Genius is the ultimate source of music knowledge, created by scholars like you who share facts and insight about the songs and artists they love. All the features, jostling for position, yeah? Saboo considered Tony Harrison useless ("You know nothing of the crunch! Vince Noir: Well, you know, good for your digestive system. Saboo: I will get that book for you, sire. An outrage." The Spirit of Jazz: "I'm gonna creep inside you like a warm kitten." Bollo : "I got a bad feeling about this " Howard Moon: "Don't kill me! Pain. Vince: He is dead, he fell in the ocelot pit everyone knows that. Howard Moon: Give me the amulet, you b*tch! Theres a simple truth to me., Vince Noir: I havent got anything inside, Im like a beach ball., The Hitcher: Aagh! Johnny Segment? Vince Noir: Lots of people get trapped in cabinets: Lawyers, Doctors, Dentists Mr Rogers the Cobra: [Vince is speaking a random language trying to talk to Mr Rogers] Speak English fool, your face is confusing enough. It's a jamboree for Vince Noir. The downside was that the Inuits suffocated imediately. You must dine with us and try the local delicacy. I think that's got the wrong ring to it. From The TV IV < The Mighty Boosh. Carrot and coriander. Vince Noir: What, pretending to be wolves? The Bingo Caller - Played by Rich Fulcher, the bingo caller is an old man who while calling the bingo numbers makes sexual inuendo directed at the old lady players. It burns! Howard Moon: My hair just doesn't grow very fast. Something for everyone interested in hair, makeup, style, and body positivity. It was too hot in L.A, and he melted like a pink bitch. We cut through the night like a windscreen wip-ing you away, like raindrops, don't mess with the boys! Vince: Hey Naboo. NOOO! Nanageddon. That's a good book. Charlie said, "I'm cool with that," and set fire to a posh hammer to make it official. I was naked, it was dark, I was changing a string, I became entangled! Howard Moon: This is just one mink, this whole outfit. In the summer of 1976 on the way home from an Alice Cooper concert, Charlie started to melt on the pavement. The downside was that the Inuits suffocated immediately; it was air tight in there. Full moon. The Moon: When you are the moon, there is a person people say is the sun. No one could get near that llama, but you Howard. Derry Girls: 35 of the funniest quotes and one-liners Bingo Announcer: Sixty-two, avian flu: Number sixty-two. Made from the tears of Robert Smith., I havent got anything inside. Do you remember? Howard: Yeah or else? [cuts to a game of Pong for a few seconds], Howard Moon: We've got to get a thousand Euros by midnight or we're dead! After dealing out Howard's "first taste of crunch" by slapping him with a handbag, Saboo was seemingly killed by Nanatoo, who wrapped Saboo in her knitting, and stabbed him with several knitting needles, whilst he exclaimed "Crunch time!". Red Dwarf: 30 of the funniest quotes and one-liners As teenager we would drive about town together. Jupiter, I did a song! The Hitcher: Fourteen shillings for your melons! It said in there that it takes about ninety mink to make a small ladies' glove. The Mighty Boosh (20042007) is a surreal cult comedy which started as a stage show and then as a radio programme. I've got so much to give!" Vince Noir: "Goth Juice Its fine. Most of The Moon's quotes are funny: The Moon: And some say, Old Gregg is like a, a big fish finger, but big! Don't mess with the occult. Vince: Yeah hair circumference, there's a lot to think about with hair. [Hands Vince a play by Chekov. Made from the tears of Robert Smith. Spider Dijon: Now I'm going to rewind you-like the b*tch you are! The Hitcher: Shut yer noise! An outrage! Others call me Mickey Nine, the dream weaver. That's the most one-track I could get away with off maybe, "Rumors". 50 of the funniest Friends quotes and jokes, 28 Star Wars jokes that will make you laugh (and cringe) I love you, Vince. I'm talking about books that are gonna get published. Vince Noir: If I didn't, you' look like Stig of the Dump. Tommy: Cheese is a kind of meat A tasty yellow beef I milk it from my teat But I try to be discrete. The Inuits didn't mind, they loved it in Charlie's pink, tight, warm belly pouch and they refused to come out. And as I raised my thumb up to smash his tiny skull in, I could see in his little insect face, I could see him thinking "Oh, I created that monster! Original design based on the Nanageddon song by The Mighty Boosh, with color variation for black background Millions of unique designs by independent artists. How do you Kill-A-Roo? Howard: I'll take you out for a meal with Mr and Mrs. Imagine that. A state of mind (mainly insanity) 1. Lead Shaman: Sometimes I wonder about this team I've put together Saboo: [to Naboo] You know nothing of the crunch. Circumference? Made from the tears of Robert Smith., Rudy Van Disarzio: Better a Priest than a Beast, Howard Moon : Dont kill me, Ive got so much to give., Tommy Nooka: Stop. This excellent advice:. Howard: What? Grim Reaper: [in Limbo] Come on, it's not so bad. Yorkshire is a state of mind., Howard: Where did you get those sunglasses from? Thug #1: Don't back-chat me, Bighead, or I'll bust you up. All the tiny animal penises all over. Vince Noir: Right, I'll ask him, see what's going on. Kodiak Jack: Ohh, the talky stick! Howard Moon: HA-HA! Bollo: No, I chopped his feet off. Contains some strong language. Howard Moon: I don't buffet about in the winds of fashion. Howard Moon: Sorry, I thought that was your look. Tony Harrison: Fleetwood Mac's "Tusk," in its entirety! Bob Fossil: I have a problem. [sticks out tongue] And he doesn't know I licked his back! She was free with everyone. Tony Harrison: Anyway, it's not my fault. How dare you even speak of the crunch. You've never even been to the crunch. Tony Harrison: Ahhhhh all right, fair enough. Got a ring to that don't it? It's the first rule of zookeeping. Don't run around the house in a little car. Funk. Noel is a . Directed byPaul KingWritten by Julian Barratt Noel FieldingAir Date 9 August 2005. Piper Twins: Oh yea! Howard, Howard? But the full moon is the famous moon. Vince Noir: I'm going to stick with Jagger. Tony Harrison: How dare you. Howard Moon: I'm telling you I love you. 18 Genius Lines From "The Mighty Boosh" You Need To Relive "Welcome to the Zooniverse, where all your dreams come true. I actually have a relatively small head for a man of my stature. Piper Twin: Apples and pears and various other fruit. That's why I've made you [pulls out brown jumpsuit] the tweed version! Vince Noir: What, you think it stays that length naturally? Howard Moon: I'm not interested in your stupid dreams. Bingo Announcer: Two bloody stumps: number eleven. Howard: [ Grabs Vince by the neck] Let me tell you something, O.K? Naboo: He's gone too! Dennis: That may be so, but it is forbidden for a mortal peasant to touch the garments of a shaman. Vince Noir: Have you ever held anyone's hand? 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